1. I won’t do this on FB bc I deplore may people that do. 2. I bite my nails. Yah, I know it’s gross, eff off. 3. I’m trying to lose weight… maybe I shouldn’t have stopped working out, haha! 4. I wish I had the self motivation to be a house wife. 4. I’m a Soldier, it’s cool. 5. I find it really lame that I just had to add it’s to my phone. 6. I’m annoyed Tumblr won’t let me begin typing on a new line. 7. Being angry is kind of amusing. 8. I really like napping. 9. I am super excited for this weekend…2 days to be the cute house wife. 10. I hate business men.

Incriminatimg this challenge is… but better here than FB.

Is it wrong I automatically feel at ease with a sense of joy when I see a blonde lady at the main DMV window? Would I be more receptive if I spoke my people’s language or are they really just wicked sloths?

Only delusional idiots think family values are sown from depriving your family of technology. If you want to be in touch with Earth, test your physical and mental limits and learn to appreciate the privileges of being an American… JOIN THE DAMN MILITARY!!! It’s cheaper, more rewarding and a better teacher than paying a year’s income to white water raft and camp with a bunch of over weight fools. Hey in the military you get paid to camp! Ooo, ahh… so innovative our couple hundred year old military is!!! There is a reason the rest of the world thinks we’re ungrateful idiots.

Didn’t you become a teacher because you realized after 10 years of selling your soul to “The Mouse” that you were a failure of an “actress”. Isn’t teaching your last ditch effort to be a worthwhile human being? Seems like you failed marriage twice and was “too good” to become anything of importance at Disney. Hmm, I wonder why people say those who can’t do, teach…

My sex is so hot I make him come just thinking about it. Then there’s this…”Sometimes when you dress up you’re really hot, sometimes you’re hoey, and sometimes you look like a little girl playing dress up in your mommy’s clothes. It’s cute.”

Leaving a mile between you and the car ahead of you does not make you a better driver!!! You are the reason there is road rage!

The only two things that will fix me right now. Fix is the wrong word. Those are the restorers. I use to be happiness and light; then I was given the job of 2 people without the promotion and promised extra help. Yay… I hate my life and the company I grew up in. I loathe the idiots that don’t watch over themselves. I despise thee lazy prices who have just given up but expect royal treatment. I thoroughly can’t stand the really shitty leaders. Yes, it’s a happy life I lead…